The Swift Report on the "Deadly" Death Tax

Clark Allison's wonderfully satirical post on how Karl Marx would've loved the estate tax (it was supposed to be satirical, wasn't it?) now has some company -- check out The Swift Report's post entitled "'Death Tax' More Deadly than Gout, Polo Injuries Combined". My favorite part (besides the pictures):

In a recent survey, 43% of Americans said that they feared the death tax more than activist judges, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, gay migrants or fast-growing molds. Only an accidental plunge from a cruise ship or unwanted sexual advances from a female elementary school teacher incited greater fear among those surveyed. Sixty-four percent of respondents said they were "terrified" or "very anxious" about encountering misadventure on the high seas, while 57% said they worried about being hit on by a "hot" educator.